elan lance elias
Comedian. 22. Los Angeles, California.
So, here is my resume, my email, and my favorite radio station.
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Jack White’s Third Man Records is reissuing The Complete Recorded Works in Chronological Order of Charley Patton, Blind Willie McTell, and the Mississippi Sheiks.
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Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re a puppet, the universe does the work, and it gets the most done when you’re moving the least. Surrender, flow, relax. Don’t be hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead.
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When people come to visit my estate, I brag about this first.
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2012 Comedy Bang Bang Nativity Pageant Special
Join Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack as they reflect on the past 10 years of the Comedy Bang Bang: Standup show. Get a glimpse of what it is to be backstage at a Comedy Bang Bang show and hear some heartfelt messages recorded backstage at the 2012 Comedy Bang Bang Nativity Pageant from some amazing comedians such as Zach Galifianakis, Todd Glass, Jimmy Pardo, Jenny Slate, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Brian Posehn, Anthony Jeselnik, and many more. We also encourage you to donate to the LA Food Bank. Special thanks to Audible for sponsoring this special episode and Robyn Von Swank for the amazing photos of the evening.
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Taylor prefers a funky break to a crunchy groove.
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Dear ADT Security Systems
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Laundry Night Fever (Taken with Cinemagram)
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bird’s open mic
