Comedian. 22. Los Angeles, California. So, here is my resume, my email, and my favorite radio station.Tumblr (3.0; @elanelias)http://elanelias.tumblr.com/<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F74388624&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pitchfork.tumblr.com/post/40369628330/jack-whites-third-man-records-is-reissuing-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pitchfork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Jack White’s <span> </span><a href="http://thirdmanrecords.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Third Man Records</a><span> is </span><span><a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/49134-jack-whites-third-man-launches-document-records-reissue-series/" target="_blank">reissuing</a> </span><em>The Complete Recorded Works in Chronological Order</em><span> of Charley Patton, Blind Willie McTell, and the Mississippi Sheiks. </span></p></blockquote>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/40419587960http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/40419587960Sun, 13 Jan 2013 03:21:03 -0800“Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all,...http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/39700806792http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/39700806792Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:58:44 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff45b4ff72afc1e054c1b519707afe69/tumblr_mfhxgvlbI21qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When people come to visit my estate, I brag about this first.</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/38640257839http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/38640257839Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:17:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6b1137ef2f032ec34d9a0e753dbd787/tumblr_metbb4AN4r1r7itg8o2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eae416b4e4e2afac39e4bbca543b73d6/tumblr_metbb4AN4r1r7itg8o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b583c4985e27264c7c0b3db9a201f08/tumblr_metbb4AN4r1r7itg8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8727555fad3dca0a7e353c56ae30a96f/tumblr_metbb4AN4r1r7itg8o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c716ae4a951b0aff2cfda4694052f062/tumblr_metbb4AN4r1r7itg8o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.earwolf.com/post/37646322588" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">earwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.earwolf.com/episode/cbb-nativity-pageant-special/" target="_blank">2012 Comedy Bang Bang Nativity Pageant Special</a></strong></p> <p>Join Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack as they reflect on the past 10 years of the Comedy Bang Bang: Standup show. Get a glimpse of what it is to be backstage at a Comedy Bang Bang show and hear some heartfelt messages recorded backstage at the 2012 Comedy Bang Bang Nativity Pageant from some amazing comedians such as Zach Galifianakis, Todd Glass, Jimmy Pardo, Jenny Slate, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Brian Posehn, Anthony Jeselnik, and many more. We also encourage you to donate to the <a href="http://www.lafoodbank.org/" target="_blank">LA Food Bank</a>. Special thanks to Audible for sponsoring this special episode and <a href="http://www.vonswank.com/" target="_blank">Robyn Von Swank</a> for the amazing photos of the evening.</p></blockquote>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37650181191http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37650181191Mon, 10 Dec 2012 10:57:13 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ec971b4a96ab98fce401867b9ac0270/tumblr_meog12UyZl1qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taylor prefers a funky break to a crunchy groove.</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37419436841http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37419436841Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:10:14 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehlzyQfns1qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear ADT Security Systems</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37163559399http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37163559399Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:35:58 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehf74lXrf1qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37151363396http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/37151363396Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:09:04 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zh43zM641qmliv0o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Laundry Night Fever (Taken with <a href="http://cinemagr.am" target="_blank">Cinemagram</a>)</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/29735156425http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/29735156425Sat, 18 Aug 2012 20:45:26 -0700cinemagraphgif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6g2d71VR11qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/26224416673http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/26224416673Sat, 30 Jun 2012 12:05:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpyjZYAx1qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>bird’s open mic</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/25606332246http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/25606332246Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:15:55 -0700birds oyster shackcomedy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lx14rjpt1qmliv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lake Bell</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/18994342719http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/18994342719Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:54:25 -0700xslake bellscriptin a world<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2q55djPg41qmliv0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>steak n’ shake</p>http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/21376480421http://elanelias.tumblr.com/post/21376480421Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:48:48 -0700ali krulanchris griederxsorlandoflorida